Who's old?!

Max stayed here for much of the weekend. He had some extra energy Friday night, so I said let’s take Kodiak for a walk around the block. We felt pretty good, so it turned into a longer walk, all the way down to the church office. We stopped in for a moment to say hi to Bobbi the receptionist who watches the office in the evenings, then we headed over to the new fire station. Max was not impressed, so we kept on down the street. All of a sudden he grabbed his crotch and said, “It’s time to go home.” “Do you have to go to the bathroom, Max?” When he said yes, we headed back to the church office. It wasn’t such an emergency after all, because he ran and jumped and splashed in the puddles without a care in the world. On Saturday he remarked to Kathy, “You’re not an old lady, right” Kathy agreed. He went on, “But Da is an old man.” “Why is that, Max?” ”He has white hair and you don’t.!” Of course Kathy cheats, but she wasn’t about to explain the miracle of her own hair to Max.